Questions, answered deadpan

Every tee, tank, hoodie and pair of shorts is printed on demand by our print partner after you order. Nothing sits in a warehouse, except possibly the gorilla.

Allow 2–7 business days for production, plus 3–7 business days for delivery. Apparel ships separately from supplements.

Because each piece is made to order, we can't take returns for size swaps or a change of mind. Check the size details on the product page first. If something arrives misprinted, damaged or defective, email photos within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace it or refund you.

Soon. The lineup is listed so you can see what's coming, but it's out of stock until launch.

Our formulas are produced by an established US supplement manufacturer and packaged in the USA under the Ape Fuel brand. Every label shows its full Supplement Facts and ingredients.

Our supplements are packaged in the USA. Ingredients may be sourced domestically and internationally, which is common in the supplement industry.

They're formulated with well-known ingredients at the amounts listed on the label. Results depend on your training, diet, sleep and genetics, and individual results vary. We don't make guarantees, and we definitely can't promise immortality. Legal was very clear.

Pastel Suit Protein is a blend of whey protein isolate and whey protein concentrate. It contains milk.

Please talk to your healthcare professional before using any supplement. We can't give medical advice.

$6.95 flat on US orders, and free on orders of $75 or more.

Not yet. We ship within the United States only.

Email support@apefuelsupplements.com with your order number. A human (not the gorilla) replies within 1–2 business days.

Legally, no comment.