Pastel Suit Protein – Chocolate
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Chocolate Whey Protein Blend · 907g (2 lb)
Chocolate whey protein blend (isolate + concentrate). Smooth, rich, and dressed better than your last date.
Every pastel suit needs a solid foundation. Pastel Suit Protein is a chocolate whey protein blend of whey protein concentrate and whey protein isolate, with added BCAAs and digestive enzymes per the manufacturer's spec. It's formulated to support muscle building and strength* and to help support post-workout recovery.*
Shake it with water if you're disciplined, or with milk if you've accepted who you are.
Legally we can't call it dessert. Spiritually, it's dessert.
See the product label for Supplement Facts, serving size, ingredients, allergens, and directions.
Consult your healthcare professional before use, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, under 18, taking medication, or have a medical condition. Do not exceed the recommended serving. Keep out of reach of children. Store in a cool, dry place. Individual results vary. Packaged in the USA.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Individual results vary. Consult your healthcare professional before use, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, taking medication, or have a medical condition. Keep out of reach of children.